Dear Fox News,
Can you please report the news and not give us this crap. Yes, I know, The Duchess of Alba may not be the most beautiful woman in the world…but you don’t need to do this. Raise the bar. Get your act together.
Report some news….please!
Now here is the “story” – – –
The Spanish Duchess of Alba, named Maria del Rosario Cayetana Alfonsa Victoria Eugenia Francisca Fitz-James Stuart, recently made headlines for marrying a civil servant 25 years her junior.
But the 85-year-old aristocrat didn’t seem to mind any qualms her royal family may have had toward her decision to wed Alfonso Diez.
Here she is showing off her dancing skills for her new husband, at left, as he looks on.
That’s what they are doing, but what are they thinking? Take your best shot at a caption in the comments below.